Lol

thats some treasure planet shit tbh

read star wars out the 260 novels you fucking faggot

well actually 8/10

i havent watched any of the new movies

read legends

read legacy

i was advised not to

read the EU

not enough water

nah

im good

sounds shitty

legacy that is

im still fucking shocked

i live in a little shithole town and i posted an ad on craigslist looking for an experienced rat breeder

and it just so happens that one is moving here from wisconsin and we talked for hours and she's gonna breed me some rare ones

my snake eats rats 😃

my rat ate a snake once 😃

he was a feeder rat and ate a boa

oh shit

the guy returned him

obviously cuz he had no snake to feed him to

that's why you kill them before you feed them to your snake

some niggas only eat live rats

true

some niggas eat dried lion shit

my rat weighs 2lbs

then you make them dizzy by smacking them on the cage wall

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that dont work bro

my rat will stand up on his back legs and box you

ive done it before bruv

he is 2x bigger than the average male rat

some niggas goin thru sum shit rn

oh my slow internet has ruined my comedic timing

help

net neutrality

I will therefore leave immediately for Nepal, where I shall live as a goat

youre a fucking trap

go fucking die