Meow

Morning

hey

Hello Cat!

I don't wanna get a new car

Ya gotta

Get an old one then.

Har har

oh god my head feels like jelly

Nozinan

Ohh so edgy

EDGY

YOU WANT EDGY

nah

NO NIGGERS NO JEWS EVERYBODY IN UGANDA KNOWS KUNG-FU

who the fuck

ruined

the privelage

to talk in selfies channel

who the fuck

Those who shitposted there constantly.

*thanks guys.*

*did a real good job there.*

@heck

Shut up gay

K

What you do is you take a bottle of captain Morgan make sure it's half full then take 2 slices of green apples and throw them in the bottle then you take a lemon and squeeze the juice in the bottle after you shake it good finally chuck it and then start praying

Greetings

Send halp I done did stab my eye with the mascara brush and I can’t rub it cause then all my god damn had work will go to shit

just use a wet wipe and dab it onto the mascarra on your eyeball

the moisture from the wet wipe makes it less painful

or wet your finger and like dab it off the eyeball

you can lick it too xD

my crazy methods D:

I didn’t even get mascara on my eyeball cause it was the end of the stick

oh

my bad lol!

ouch O_O

Curse my mom’s genetics of having no way to differentiate something that is like 10 feet away vs 1cm away

This is what I get when I try makeup

It’s a sign that no agender should ever try this shit