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Before.

wtf was the dude trying to do?

Befoe sounds better

But we had a landline and cell phones and none of them were working when we were trying to call the ambulance

Dunno, but approaching a woman's car near midnight can't be well-intentioned.

Stab him

Want some knives? I have plenty. Lol

We have a lot of people hopped up on meth and coke around here too.

I have knives, she doesn't though

She's a little delicate flower lol.

throw a bunch of books at him

Give her one to keep in her car. Preferably one with a seat belt cutter and window breaker.

I can't find my switchblade. I have a boxcutter and a swiss army knife. Not the most ideal for combat. I need more tbh

I like carrying while backpacking. Along with pepper spray

Yea.

Pepper spray if I can't get a knife out in time at least I can spray and kick the fucker

Yep

I used to have pepper spray on my keychain

Then my grandparents took it and lost it.

I just hook it on my strap or camera back, whatever is most available

Camera bag*

I used to keep it on myself when I walked to and from school I didn't and don't live in the best neighborhood

Yeah, my neighborhood is essentially a whitewashed ghetto

Mostly nonviolent, but thievery is constant.

*ONE OF THEM STOLE ONE OF MY COOL ROCKS FROM THE FRONT YARD*

Like who the fuck steals a 20lb chunk of unpolished stone

oo rocks

I have too many

Maybe he or she liked how shiny it was

It wasn't even shiney or anything, it just had some banding

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Hola

I see how this works now

every 4-6 months you pick a new default greeting to drop whenever you're around