beat em up

In my dream my ex asked to marry me via text and for some reason I said yes... and as soon as I said yes I was like “why the fuck would you say yes?! You won’t be happy with him and oh my god I’m 18!” But I was too late and we were already picking out flower arrangements and oh my god it was so much money and I was like fuck there is no backing out now!

better than havin dreams about ur ex stabbin you i would say

Yeah but the pure anxiety of the fucking wedding! I don’t want to get married yet and certainly not to my ex!

And everyone was so excited so I couldn’t back out!

Good god!

top 10 surprising anime endings

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Lol

it seems hes been good at seizing the means of reproduction

Isn’t killroy a scam

oy m8 <@396082947834249216> , no spamming, advertisment, or spamming advertisment

I am now 200$ richer

I want to talk to Repzion but I'm nervous lol

I know, im a cringey fanboy..

So are half the fucks in this server.

same

He's not god

Why would you be nervous

because talkin to random people on the internet can be weird at first

How do you not commit murder?

How do you resist that great urge?

Who do you want to murder

Mother.

Mine.

ask muslims how they resist the urge

She's a useless piece of society, a drain on every thing around and an outright piece of shit human being.

Shattered why do you have to be so fucking edgy

im not edgy, im real

Your tits aren't hahahhaa

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Because they are called shatteredpieces

oof

inb4 namechange to "Lil' Shat"

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Nice

also i was supposed to get a package today

good job.

@everyone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ux49P1P7Zs

wot

oof