i ordered

burgers

At one in the morning

bet

What kind of burger

i ordered a bacon bjorger

but there's literally nothing in it besides the meat

God

That sounds horrible

At least put some mayo on smh

they gave me 20 packs of ketchup

i hate ketchup on burgers but i put it on because i need to feel something

Then get mayl

From the fridge

What kind of meat

Beef or chicken

beef

who the fuck eats chicken burgers

If its spicy ill eat it

But i dont like beef burgers

then perish

Something about the texture

Its hard to describe

idk most places i get burgers from do it differently

i know what you mean

Yeah its like

the one i just had wasn't totally ground

so it was really thick

Either burnt/crispy or like you said to thicc

Or its not tough enough

oh god

soft burgers are the worst

ive never had a crispy burger but i imagine thats terrible

And wimpy like hungry comunist man because he cant afford proper beef

It is

Thats why beef should be a steak thing

Not in between buns, well in that sense

Ayyyyyy

not the beef's fault the place you eat burgers at cant make it properly

Ah thats true

Hey if you ever go to MD, go to a place called glory days, they have trivia on tusedays and an AMAZING quacamole burger