Message from @_xParadoxical

Discord ID: 431649054699683840


2018-04-06 02:24:14 UTC  

ima donate then cut

2018-04-06 02:24:37 UTC  

you can just ask the barber to cut you a ponytail

2018-04-06 02:24:41 UTC  

yeah

2018-04-06 02:24:48 UTC  

barber LOL

2018-04-06 02:24:57 UTC  

barber wont do this much hair

2018-04-06 02:25:07 UTC  

i cant be fucked to use any word other than that

2018-04-06 02:25:31 UTC  

yeah for the few times i go, i go to a hair cuttery

2018-04-06 02:25:35 UTC  

haircut person

2018-04-06 02:25:53 UTC  

i cant even go the alt right cut

2018-04-06 02:26:05 UTC  

too short and fuck a fade

2018-04-06 02:26:40 UTC  

but im lookin alot at jack black

2018-04-06 02:26:47 UTC  

in era with no beard

2018-04-06 02:27:08 UTC  

and its like perfect length and would work with straight hair

2018-04-06 02:27:39 UTC  

ill cut it like that then work on growing a neckbear

2018-04-06 02:28:13 UTC  

<#231946987585404930> apparently google knows what long hair is

2018-04-06 02:28:42 UTC  

H

2018-04-06 02:50:22 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/228754920050786315/431646824621932545/cmon_now.gif

2018-04-06 02:56:15 UTC  

Hey Paradoxical, are you a human being?

2018-04-06 02:56:51 UTC  

Depends

2018-04-06 02:58:32 UTC  

What???

2018-04-06 02:59:14 UTC  

nothin

2018-04-06 02:59:35 UTC  

Are you high?

2018-04-06 02:59:47 UTC  

I think so

2018-04-06 02:59:57 UTC  

i'm seeing crazy colors

2018-04-06 03:01:17 UTC  

What mate?

2018-04-06 03:01:28 UTC  

You're a very nice person

2018-04-06 03:02:21 UTC  

Thanks...

2018-04-06 03:03:07 UTC  

Suck my dick

2018-04-06 03:03:07 UTC  

are you the same person

2018-04-06 03:03:10 UTC  

i screen shot that bitch

2018-04-06 03:03:14 UTC  

suck it

2018-04-06 03:03:14 UTC  

fagg

2018-04-06 03:03:22 UTC  

oh boy

2018-04-06 03:03:31 UTC  

real edgelord alert

2018-04-06 03:03:37 UTC  

yeah fam

2018-04-06 03:03:38 UTC  

👌🏻

2018-04-06 03:03:41 UTC  

its the same person

2018-04-06 03:03:43 UTC  

Legitness

2018-04-06 03:03:47 UTC  

whot?

2018-04-06 03:03:53 UTC  

idk what ur talking about?

2018-04-06 03:03:57 UTC  

that fagg isnt me