What the fuck is up my dudes

We all shall perish

Nice

Good, get away from you fucks.

yes

sup

Ur edgie

Shut up slur

Slut

oof

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Hi best friend

Hi. I'm honored to be considered your best friend.

Not you

No need to be coy.

@memed Is my best friend

This friendship has been percolating for a while. It's about time we fix some friendship coffee.

Oh shit, coffee?

Hello friend.

But you're just a normal friend, got that?

Chippin away

That's fine, you'll see I'm just a suicidal weeb with no good features and back off. But for now, friendship!

I'm one of those who think that suicide is selfish. I'll just trash talk you afterward. And I'll guilt trip you beforehand.

Fair enough.

I see that this will be a productive friendship

Clearly.

If I ever killed myself, I would want people to call me a shitty person for doing that to my daughter and family. I can't rightfully not apply that same logic to my best friends.

I don't have a daughter.

Yeah, but you do have memed.

And maybe you've made a difference in someone's life, unbeknownst to you.

*-gasp-* memed!

Also yea people claim I've helped them or saved them and I'm just like, how?

I don't get it I am just a friend, not a backstabbing ass

Maybe you're wildly aromatic.

Maybe.

Just a walking fragrant musk.

Half of these people are online though?

Half a world away!

Did you just assume their olfactory abilities? That's offensive.