Smegma

SMEXY SMEGMA

Yeah, I've seen quite a few old cartoons.

My mom used to have a bunch of Betty Boop VHS tapes.

Late on the reply.

Psh bitches you let chat die when I went to sleep not my fault.

Anyone here?

Hihi

Hello, how's yor day going?

I just woke up

Hi, guys!

Everything sucks

Lack of sleep + headache + realizing I'm developing bags = whiney bitch gray

get more sleep?

NO SHIT

I've been trying

haha

Most I can manage is a four hour spurt of sleep

And then my body is just like that's all we need, right?

And I'm like FUCKING NO. SLEEP MORE YOU LIL PIECE OF SHIT.

well if you position 4hrs correctly you can be successful! Change up your sleep patterns, it doesn't have and negative cognitive impact, but if you are always snacking and not sleeping as much you are likely to put on weight: I'll find the study!

Kay

Losing Sleep: A Preliminary Investigation of the Cognitive Effects that Arise from Polyphasic Sleep Cycles: https://repository.arizona.edu/bitstream/handle/10150/297764/azu_etd_mr_2013_0214_sip1_m.pdf?sequence=1&isAllowed=y

you might want to look as some other studies, but this will keep you up and you will only need sleep in long periods every week or so

I am not looking to not sleep, this is just insomnia fucking with my head.

Thanks though!

this is more like avoiding sleep and still getting along with it!

Yea, I getcha. It'd be super helpful I just need to rest my brain for a bit.

My sleep has looked real shit the last couple days

hey, dude this is completely random, but I met this girl! I call her the florist! I saw her last week! and she is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. I have decided to get her number in this cute elaborate way!

Cool! What's the way?

you know how they ask, "how may I help" or something similar! well I will say, "I'm looking for some flowers"."Now I want to find her favorites, I buy them and you know how they usually have a litttle card on them! well I would ask if I could quickly right something on the card saying " call me if you want <insert number>" then my number

then I give her the flowers!

I have to try she is a cause of my existentialism right now

Haha okay

I wanted to make sure that you weren't gonna be a complete creep but that's a good way

yeet, I have went through that faze for a little before and there is a fucking mouse in my room, mother fuck (excuse the language)

I have went throiugh many stages and the confident romantic seems to be the best

"Anime is objectifying women!"
Me: have you watched dragonballz?

Yes my counterargument was dbz

most anime sucks have to say! but there are always good ones that bring forward interesting meaning