YOU CAN'T BE A KNIGHT

WITH THAT

GET RID, GET RID YOU FAG

I know, I take them out when I’m actually doing SCA stuff.

no princess will want to kiss a knight in armor with dat

you take em out when you fight?

Yeah, I have too.

or what, dey get smashy into your face and your jaw fly off

They get caught on my chain mail.

LMAO

be a real knight and get rid of dem all foreverzz

i'm just picturing you trying to hit someone with a swowrd while your lip is stuck into your mask

Lolz

i want to see video of you fighting in dat shit

you're so short, how does anyone hit you

Most of the stuff I wear, is custom fitted to me.

I got fuckin bitch slapped last week with a shield.

you deserve it

good

that shit hurts even with almost full plate on.

build some pain tolerance on you noob

get good with your muckles

build doe muckles

Cut my hair and started going to da fookin gym.

jajajajaja

noob

Good, lose the tummy

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

no real knights have tummy

dey got muckles

for some reason when I went thru my E X C E R C I S E phase, tummy fat was the hardest

I even changed my diet

and more active

yet still

took me the longest

just inject heroin into your eyes, that'll fix any tummy fat

a n o r e x i a

or just go on like 5 day meth binges

One day of fucking SCA training is like five days at the gym.

is it bad that i don't align with the conservative side nor the liberal side

I keep getting "haha'd" at work and on my friend's discord server for that lol