should i rock the toothbrush moustache?

Does anybody use Lime or Bird Electric scooters?

```Sometimes, I wish I could be delusional and think that everybody is entitled to live. But there are some "people" out there that need to die.```

agREE

My cat stole some of my popcorn

Little bastard

Don’t you call him a bastard, he’s just hungry

He deserves all the popcorn

Listen you son of a bitch, what the fuck's your problem? You wanna sit here and say that I'm a god damn fuckin Russian? You get in my face with that I'll beat your god damn ass you son of a bitch. You piece of shit, you fuckin god damn fucker. Listen fuckhead, you have fuckin crossed the line, get that through your god damn fuckin head. Stop pushin your shit, you're the people who have fucked this country over and gangraped the shit out of it and lost an election, so stop shooting your mouth off and claiming that I'm the enemy. You got that you son of a bitch? Fill your hand, sorry but I'm done. You start callin me a foreign agent, those are fuckin fightin words, excuse me.

He’s a good boi

jesus christ

I fully respect the hair game

Mullet

```I wanna eat Chinese food off the hood of a Bentley```

I just saw one of Dan’s welding pics on Twitter and now I’m wondering if it’s possible to weld yourself a set of Storm Trooper armour

I get it’s supposed to be a plastic alloy

But come on

A full steel/titanium set of armour with a proper heat treatment would be badass for cosplay

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@Local Doomguy thoughts on my discord makeover?

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wow ***nom***

wtf is up with this fat people are people 2 bullshit

if ur 600 pounds you need jesus

Had a friend once get upset of me dating a girl that lived an hour out of the city I lived in.

Should have invited the friend to a threesome.

They were obviously just missing you and wishing to spend more time with you and the girl.

Ménage-à-trois always fix these types of problems.

He messages me if I wanted to hang out one weekend I told him I couldn't because I was planning this date with this girl (which was watching ready player one during the date) I met through moderating a discord server that lived nearby and he just flipped out like "WHY ARE YOU HEADING OUT OF THE CITY TO SEE THIS CHICK, THAT'S TOO FAR, YOU BARELY KNOW HER" and then a 3 paragraph long rant on me

I told him relax, I've hung out with her before a few months prior and 60-80 kms away out of the city to a farm in the middle of Canada is not that far

and we had a few video chats on discord, even though she lives in the most rural areas of North America that she had to do the video call on an LTE signal (No joke) so it was choppy at times

and keep in mind he had aspergers

he's 27, i'm 23

For him he doesn't go that far

usually within a few blocks, like he's usually within walking distance of a subway restaurant or the other end of a city where I have had more travel experience than him

and he doesn't drive

I do

Like if you're in a long distance ish relationship where you are going out on a movie date and one you live an hour drive a part from each other. You can enjoy those couple of hours chatting on the drive there

We're just friends but it was a nice time