Message from @absolutely astonishing!

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2019-01-07 07:32:26 UTC  

i cuddled with my wifes friend

2019-01-07 07:32:29 UTC  

omegalul

2019-01-07 07:32:42 UTC  

Was a bizarre realization

2019-01-07 07:33:08 UTC  

I never wanna work at a McDonalds tbh

2019-01-07 07:33:12 UTC  

mcdonalds shakes taste better then pussy, enough said

2019-01-07 07:33:24 UTC  

Alot of crazy shit

2019-01-07 07:33:56 UTC  

I can land a job on a farm called animal slurry or hormel

2019-01-07 07:34:41 UTC  

Only job i can get is working at a local grocery store or starting a lawn service

2019-01-07 07:34:53 UTC  

lol

2019-01-07 07:35:04 UTC  

I wanna work at animal slurry

2019-01-07 07:35:29 UTC  

What the heck is that

2019-01-07 07:36:16 UTC  

It's a farm lol

2019-01-07 07:36:19 UTC  

Oh

2019-01-07 07:36:33 UTC  

animal slurry pumping

2019-01-07 07:36:44 UTC  

It's in Wisconsin

2019-01-07 07:37:01 UTC  

I work as an unpaid junior researcher

2019-01-07 07:37:11 UTC  

lol

2019-01-07 07:37:24 UTC  

😞

2019-01-07 07:37:40 UTC  

I don't know alot about farm stuff even though I live on the countryside

2019-01-07 07:37:44 UTC  

For now I'm babysitting and also a dog sitter

2019-01-07 07:37:52 UTC  

Just for a line of experience on the resume

2019-01-07 07:38:04 UTC  

At least I am going to be a TA next year

2019-01-07 07:38:14 UTC  

Which pays about 700 euros a period

2019-01-07 07:38:27 UTC  

Next year I honestly dont know wtf i'll be doing

2019-01-07 07:38:29 UTC  

Enough to not rack up debt

2019-01-07 07:38:46 UTC  

I wanna do something having to do with history

2019-01-07 07:38:54 UTC  

Once i graduate imma pursue that

2019-01-07 07:39:12 UTC  

I’d be a history major if it didn’t condemn me to poverty

2019-01-07 07:39:29 UTC  

lol

2019-01-07 07:39:47 UTC  

My best friend is a history grad and the best he could do was become an English teacher in Japan

2019-01-07 07:39:58 UTC  

Which isn’t too bad but he doesn’t seem to enjoy it

2019-01-07 07:40:03 UTC  

Japan seems like a nice place

2019-01-07 07:40:11 UTC  

I rather be up in Europe tho

2019-01-07 07:40:15 UTC  

Seems nice

2019-01-07 07:40:17 UTC  

So he’s starting a doctorate in history, hopefully that’ll work out

2019-01-07 07:40:23 UTC  

Meh, it’s alright

2019-01-07 07:40:36 UTC  

But if you have career potentials it’s best to be in the US

2019-01-07 07:41:03 UTC  

I earn far bellow the average and still pay a third of my income in federal tax

2019-01-07 07:41:16 UTC  

36% is the lowest tax bracket here

2019-01-07 07:41:26 UTC  

I'd rather be in Ireland

2019-01-07 07:41:33 UTC  

Or Canada