Message from @Local Doomguy

Discord ID: 540012030988386305

Local Doomguy
2019-01-30 03:31:28 UTC  

Alright, theory confirmed

If I’m gonna get that kinda response, I may as well just give up dating before I start

H.P. Fuckcraft
2019-01-30 03:31:43 UTC  

well

H.P. Fuckcraft
2019-01-30 03:31:45 UTC  

🤷‍♀️

H.P. Fuckcraft
2019-01-30 03:31:58 UTC  

Maybe it ain’t as bad as you say??

H.P. Fuckcraft
2019-01-30 03:32:00 UTC  

Uhh

Local Doomguy
2019-01-30 03:32:36 UTC  

I’m not gonna have it sawn off just to have a plastic cylinder grafted on in it’s place because some twat is thirsty

Local Doomguy
2019-01-30 03:32:59 UTC  

Get fucked

H.P. Fuckcraft
2019-01-30 03:32:59 UTC  

is ur dick literally the same size as Tj kirks

H.P. Fuckcraft
2019-01-30 03:33:20 UTC  

but you need to have sex..

Local Doomguy
2019-01-30 03:33:35 UTC  

I don’t know, I haven’t gotten a fucken ruler

Local Doomguy
2019-01-30 03:33:56 UTC  

All I have is a mirror and that image they posted in <#257355998065459200>

H.P. Fuckcraft
2019-01-30 03:34:13 UTC  

Post a pic of ur dick in cancer

Local Doomguy
2019-01-30 03:34:18 UTC  

No

H.P. Fuckcraft
2019-01-30 03:34:22 UTC  

I’ll tell you if it’s small

H.P. Fuckcraft
2019-01-30 03:34:26 UTC  

COME ONNNN

Local Doomguy
2019-01-30 03:34:29 UTC  

No

H.P. Fuckcraft
2019-01-30 03:34:44 UTC  

Dooood there’s a pic me with my balls out

H.P. Fuckcraft
2019-01-30 03:34:47 UTC  

On here

H.P. Fuckcraft
2019-01-30 03:34:51 UTC  

Some where

Wesleyy
2019-01-30 03:35:00 UTC  

I would measure my dick but there's not any meter sticks here

Local Doomguy
2019-01-30 03:35:01 UTC  

That’s your problem, not mine

H.P. Fuckcraft
2019-01-30 03:35:20 UTC  

hi fruit

Local Doomguy
2019-01-30 03:35:23 UTC  

*I’m not going looking for that*

H.P. Fuckcraft
2019-01-30 03:35:32 UTC  

man ur dad

H.P. Fuckcraft
2019-01-30 03:35:34 UTC  

Sad

H.P. Fuckcraft
2019-01-30 03:35:36 UTC  

Lol

H.P. Fuckcraft
2019-01-30 03:35:49 UTC  

*dad*

H.P. Fuckcraft
2019-01-30 03:35:51 UTC  

daddy

Local Doomguy
2019-01-30 03:35:59 UTC  

Stop

H.P. Fuckcraft
2019-01-30 03:36:02 UTC  

uwu

H.P. Fuckcraft
2019-01-30 03:36:16 UTC  

Ok well at least

H.P. Fuckcraft
2019-01-30 03:36:31 UTC  

Get a boner and a roller

Local Doomguy
2019-01-30 03:36:35 UTC  

At least I have a list of people who can get fucked

Local Doomguy
2019-01-30 03:36:45 UTC  

Switzerland

Local Doomguy
2019-01-30 03:36:48 UTC  

Thats right

H.P. Fuckcraft
2019-01-30 03:36:53 UTC  

🤷‍♀️

Local Doomguy
2019-01-30 03:37:00 UTC  

All of bloody Switzerland

Local Doomguy
2019-01-30 03:37:06 UTC  

I’ll fucken tell ya why

Local Doomguy
2019-01-30 03:37:10 UTC  

Right?

(Seth)
2019-01-30 03:37:20 UTC  

Hi

Local Doomguy
2019-01-30 03:37:24 UTC  

Name one fucken war the Swiss have been in