Message from @H.P. Fuckcraft

Discord ID: 540010858814898178

Local Doomguy
2019-01-30 03:27:31 UTC  

I’ve stabbed a lot of people

Local Doomguy
2019-01-30 03:27:40 UTC  

Sometimes I’ve even shot them

Local Doomguy
2019-01-30 03:27:42 UTC  

Alright

Local Doomguy
2019-01-30 03:27:47 UTC  

But I was thinking

H.P. Fuckcraft
2019-01-30 03:27:51 UTC  

doom guy how tall are you?

Local Doomguy
2019-01-30 03:27:58 UTC  

Why

Local Doomguy
2019-01-30 03:28:05 UTC  

Why are we here

H.P. Fuckcraft
2019-01-30 03:28:10 UTC  

because I wanna know 🤷‍♀️

Local Doomguy
2019-01-30 03:28:13 UTC  

Just to stab more fuckwits?

Local Doomguy
2019-01-30 03:28:34 UTC  

Fuck, if that’s why we’re here, we need to start training children

Local Doomguy
2019-01-30 03:28:39 UTC  

Alright?

H.P. Fuckcraft
2019-01-30 03:28:46 UTC  

<:nazi:235272942882258944>

Local Doomguy
2019-01-30 03:29:24 UTC  

I’m around 5’10/5’11

H.P. Fuckcraft
2019-01-30 03:29:38 UTC  

Swag

H.P. Fuckcraft
2019-01-30 03:29:47 UTC  

👍😾👍

Local Doomguy
2019-01-30 03:29:51 UTC  

Now if only my doodle matched my height

Local Doomguy
2019-01-30 03:30:02 UTC  

Id be set

H.P. Fuckcraft
2019-01-30 03:30:03 UTC  

How big is that

Local Doomguy
2019-01-30 03:30:12 UTC  

But noooooo

Local Doomguy
2019-01-30 03:30:21 UTC  

I had to have TJ cock

H.P. Fuckcraft
2019-01-30 03:30:21 UTC  

Mine is 6.8 inches

H.P. Fuckcraft
2019-01-30 03:30:27 UTC  

oh dood

H.P. Fuckcraft
2019-01-30 03:30:30 UTC  

dood

H.P. Fuckcraft
2019-01-30 03:30:36 UTC  

That’s tragic

Local Doomguy
2019-01-30 03:31:28 UTC  

Alright, theory confirmed

If I’m gonna get that kinda response, I may as well just give up dating before I start

H.P. Fuckcraft
2019-01-30 03:31:43 UTC  

well

H.P. Fuckcraft
2019-01-30 03:31:45 UTC  

🤷‍♀️

H.P. Fuckcraft
2019-01-30 03:31:58 UTC  

Maybe it ain’t as bad as you say??

H.P. Fuckcraft
2019-01-30 03:32:00 UTC  

Uhh

Local Doomguy
2019-01-30 03:32:36 UTC  

I’m not gonna have it sawn off just to have a plastic cylinder grafted on in it’s place because some twat is thirsty

Local Doomguy
2019-01-30 03:32:59 UTC  

Get fucked

H.P. Fuckcraft
2019-01-30 03:32:59 UTC  

is ur dick literally the same size as Tj kirks

H.P. Fuckcraft
2019-01-30 03:33:20 UTC  

but you need to have sex..

Local Doomguy
2019-01-30 03:33:35 UTC  

I don’t know, I haven’t gotten a fucken ruler

Local Doomguy
2019-01-30 03:33:56 UTC  

All I have is a mirror and that image they posted in <#257355998065459200>

H.P. Fuckcraft
2019-01-30 03:34:13 UTC  

Post a pic of ur dick in cancer

Local Doomguy
2019-01-30 03:34:18 UTC  

No

H.P. Fuckcraft
2019-01-30 03:34:22 UTC  

I’ll tell you if it’s small

H.P. Fuckcraft
2019-01-30 03:34:26 UTC  

COME ONNNN

Local Doomguy
2019-01-30 03:34:29 UTC  

No

H.P. Fuckcraft
2019-01-30 03:34:44 UTC  

Dooood there’s a pic me with my balls out