scrumpy cider is the shiit

my friend makes cider

The best roast ever, in my humble opinion, I believe came from the Pelopanesian war; An Athenian general told the forces of Sparta that if they made advances on a specific island of Greece, that they would raze Sparta to the ground.

The Spartans replied with one word

“If”

I’ve likely gotten details wrong

But fuck you

Spartans had the best dry sense of humour out there

sorry i can't kneel got a bit of a cramp

😂

Emojis guys

Funny

you found the emoji movie funny too?

No

I was being sarcastic

Just like Patrick Stewart must have been

*because holy fuck*

shut up wesley

No u

excuse me

the Emoji Movie is the epitome of modern entertainment

nothing can compare

sasuage party

And Star Wars Battlefront 2017 is the epitome of getting fucked in the ass by every corporation in North America

LUL true

Anyway, what does Dan think Star Trek

I’d be interested to see Dan play Star Trek Online

think i asked him that question way back

the recent star wars movies have been absolute garbage too

To be fair

recent-er

So has Star Trek Discovery

Rogue One was good though

*watches star trek disover....*

*hides the tab*

H E R E T I C

well i aint paying to see it

False.

bears

beets

battlestar galactica

never seen it

neither. i was making a The Office reference