Could be a she

But I want a boy

Don’t mine the name like

Luke*

You should name him Chad

That’s a good point

He’s gonna be a chad

If it's a girl name her Stacy

Stacy's mom has got it going on

She’ll be sexy af cuz her mum is sexy

Af

How did she react when she realized you splooged in her

she was like yo you impregnated me

And I was like sheeeeeeit

imma make like sonic and go fast tbh

💨

Is she even your girlfriend or was it just casual sex

Her and I have dated for awhile

And now you're stuck because of the little shit

yeah true

Have you considered the big A

neither of us are big fans of abortion

Have considered the other a word tho

Anal

^ that’s the ticket

adoption tho

Well that's good because abortion is like, immoral and stuff

Meh yeah

You probably should put it up for adoption

I’m worried about my skills as a father

Why

Anger problems meanly

And I’m a bipolar depressed fuck

Very much like my dad

I would recommend reading into the psychological development of a child

And in the future apply it to your parental behavior

Yeah lol I’m seeing a *therapist* about this shit soon

Parents don't usually educate themselves about child psychology

And they should, it should be an essential thing

yeah I agree

It's not hard to act recklessly as a parent and have your kid end up stupid or with emotional problems