Oh god his books

I read them all

WHY

Oh god no

I wanted to rip my eyes out

OML

He was such a narcissist in them

his books dip with edge

Fallen soilder

Onision is white vegan gains in that video

Mary sue protagonist with edge

I use his books to self harm cause they're so edgy

Reeeeeew

his books make my eyeballs bleed

I'll check if he has blocked me

Everyone:
Greg in the book: *breathes*
Everyone around him: "wow youre such an amazing person"

Pretty much or REEEE FUCK OTHER PEOPLE REEEE

I could write better at five. And my book was about cats going to the beach.

O I forgot he made music...

Don't bother

It's shit

I don't think onion has a single talent

Bro my minecraft fanfiction is 10x better

He even met the president in the book and the president commended him for no reason

He’s a supreme bitcher.

Hfjwjfjwjfjs

The books are literally fanfictions of himself

E w

the president doesn't have time to greet one person

A power fantasy

A really shitty one

“Oh Mr. Onion Man! May I please suck your onion dick uwu!!”

Omfg why my grandma always going off about religion, I fucking hate Catholics and Beaners

Didnt he say that if you hate him you want him to have sex with you

Yeah.

Yes

that's nasty

On tumblr.

We all want to bang onision

Helo im 16,
Mr. Police?

That's when he is wrong