Message from @OLIVER!☆

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2019-07-24 17:11:37 UTC  

So a priest, a rabbi, and a monk all walk into a bar. The barkeep looks at them and says "what is this a fucking joke??"

2019-07-24 17:11:43 UTC  

im not sure i like where this is going yikes

2019-07-24 17:11:56 UTC  

i choked on my spaghetti

2019-07-24 17:11:59 UTC  

what happens when there are five soviets and a german in the room

2019-07-24 17:12:06 UTC  

lol nerd choked on ur noodles

2019-07-24 17:12:07 UTC  

the german gets preggo

2019-07-24 17:12:25 UTC  

Im offended!! My grandad was a jew!!

2019-07-24 17:12:45 UTC  

what happens when 5 german soldiers sit down together

2019-07-24 17:12:49 UTC  

My grandad was an asshole

2019-07-24 17:12:52 UTC  

4 german soldiers have a very nice meal

2019-07-24 17:12:57 UTC  

invasion of poland?

2019-07-24 17:13:07 UTC  

might sell jars of my sweat

2019-07-24 17:13:24 UTC  

get something good out of this heatwave >:[

2019-07-24 17:14:53 UTC  

sell your bathwater and get millions

2019-07-24 17:14:54 UTC  

ez

2019-07-24 17:15:47 UTC  

Exactly

2019-07-24 17:16:00 UTC  

Shit id sell mine

2019-07-24 17:16:05 UTC  

someone send me redbull please

2019-07-24 17:16:09 UTC  

its a shame that dude with the pony jar never sold that

2019-07-24 17:16:10 UTC  

I can’t

2019-07-24 17:16:28 UTC  

mum won’t let me wear my jason mask to pride 🙄

2019-07-24 17:16:33 UTC  

To poor

2019-07-24 17:16:43 UTC  

@rpgyahweh wait the one filled with cum that accidentally boiled

2019-07-24 17:16:48 UTC  

yeah

2019-07-24 17:16:51 UTC  

lmao

2019-07-24 17:16:55 UTC  

th

2019-07-24 17:16:56 UTC  

the what

2019-07-24 17:17:02 UTC  

worst way to die tbh

2019-07-24 17:17:03 UTC  

people buying bath water for thousands he could have sold that for millions

2019-07-24 17:17:28 UTC  

boiled in cum has to be worse than any form of death i can think of atm

2019-07-24 17:17:57 UTC  

cum mixed with diarrhoea and have that bioled

2019-07-24 17:18:06 UTC  

why would you even say that

2019-07-24 17:18:20 UTC  

im fucked in the head y'all know that

2019-07-24 17:18:27 UTC  

yeah thats worse

2019-07-24 17:18:38 UTC  

getting huge virgin vibes

2019-07-24 17:18:44 UTC  

add a bit of lemon juice too

2019-07-24 17:19:07 UTC  

is there an intro channel? i dont wanna interrupt the conversation lmao

2019-07-24 17:19:17 UTC  

i dont think so

2019-07-24 17:19:25 UTC  

i used to use lemon juice to get rid of the freckles on my face because everyone made fun of them and now that mine have faded people are like yeeaaaa freckles are so cute *draws on fake freckles*

2019-07-24 17:19:28 UTC  

Intro here

2019-07-24 17:19:31 UTC  

what would exactly be in an intro channel?