i’m here just to see shadowpanda’s messages honestly

thats what im here for now

Bisexual stripper only lol

Shadow clone jutsu for everybody that goes there

because girl youre fucking hilarious

who's going to area 51

I like gay pride and stuff cause I like gay people cause more gay people means more women for me so I like gay pride but I think the straight pride parade will be dope af

i'm booking my imaginary plane tickets

I was thinking of moving to Oregon

Oregano

@❄Luna❄ I’m gonna sell some krabby patties there

I like it here in Texas

That feeling when
you ate too much

God I love Texas

A lot of places aren’t humid enough for me

i'm going if you're selling krabby patties

@loving my yesterday bye trash

scuse me?

Went to California and I almost got a nosebleed because of the lack of humidity

It hurt a lot

My ex girlfriend moved to Texas with her non-gender specific date after only knowing this person for less than a year lol

oh boy

my cousin married a dude when she only knew him for 9 months

@Andrew. get the beer

Shit ive been upgraded to hilarious

I get nosebleeds and migraines when the air is dense

ugh the texture

@Everyone's Mother because when you cant agree with someone call them trash, well played perfect card right there

cya

I only got one more year until I can drink 🍷

how do u get married after 9 months

@Everyone's Mother ohh noooooo she's bringing the heat!! Then left

idk

ask my cousin

I have to wait 3 more years to drink

thats a bag of regret waiting to happen

I can buy a rifle though!

They need their strength if they’re going to be naruto running to Area 51 so Krabby patties will be $1

i can drink in clubs if my parents are with me

yes

This is so much better than work