Meanwhile I’m watching people freak out about ‘deep web mystery box unboxing’ videos even though they’re all fake lol

Same

Random ass people add me on snap by my phone number

I get random people adding me by username

How

Same

Idek

Lol

And like the people that add me are always like

Black women that think my name is Travis or some shit

Lmao

Tryna naenae my way into your heart

Good luck even trying to spell out my name

@Bepisman fart ass bitch

Let alone pronounce it

Fledermaus

Idfk

Nah, my real name lmao

Ah

Fledermaus is bat in German

Aka flying mouse

That’s kawaii

Yea that's what it sounded like

my real name is dumb

Same lowkey

Mines stupid as shit

I’ll tell mine if you want ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sure. Mines Maxine. But max or Maxie works

Sure

Beryl

Mine ain't Craig that's for sure

BARRELS

Oh shit

I can't say that

Damn

what are y’all typing

Dyno is gonna explode

You can say it either Barrel or Pearl with a B

Ni&&er

I was right!! I actually really like it!

Oh- Thank you!!!