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```Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality?```

you've heard of Cthulu, now get ready for Cthuwu

every night

the curse of being a night owl

I only have one brain cell and its Eric Andre

Beans

i got u m8

Ooo

Same here bud

At the optician. Worried they’re gonna tell me my eyes have got worse again 🤘🏻😂

Oofies, I hope dat goes well

Me too. I’m also gonna be asking about laser surgery

To see if it’s possible

that laser surgery is kinda terrifying

my bestfriend got it done

Yeah I’m pretty scared

But I’m tired of bad eyesight lol

how bad is it?

well i pointed a laser pointer at my eye once and that sucked

so maybe u should be scared?

eyes + lasers = not a good time

Well, with my glasses on I can only see 5 meters in front of me. Things start to get blurry at about 2 meters away

not the same kind of laser lol

yike

Without my glasses, I can’t see anything

I pointed one of those high grade laser pointers that you can see from like 100 feet away and it left a scar on my eyeball

^chad

well isnt it cute how people who can see perfectly fine are desperate to fuck that up

Why? 😂

Why would you want that 😂

my eyes have sucked for as long as i can remember

cant break whats already broken

My left eye is asshole

im blind in one eye

But my right eye is even better than perfect vision

yeah one eye tends to atone for the other

atone is a big brain word

ive only started hearing that recently

My right eye is basically half blind

its a pretty small word