Message from @craig
Discord ID: 604074412861554688
why are flies so stupid
I was doing my exams and I kept laughing at a fly flying into a window and I got in trouble e
my window is wide open and it keeps flying into my ceiling
Why do flies have spermatozoa longer than their bodies? *cue vsauce music*
*HEY ITS VSAUCE HERE*
HEY MICHAEL **VSAUCE HERE**
*Hey guys it’s Scarce*
just remembered i’m going somewhere tomorrow
Idk if spelt that right
Ooo where
I WANT TO UNMUTE SO FUCKJNG BAD
i am going feral.
Do it
I believe in u
sick and tired of this shit. *revs engine and floors it towards my anxiety*
Woah so many ppl in chat
i see a f slur and i floor it
why not see a f slur and assert dominance?
big pp energy right?
I walked into the casino once with my knife on my keychain (shaped like a key) and I got tackled I forgot it was there. Still have flashbacks man
o
i’m going to pride on saturday i cannot wait to kill every f slur on sight
a-are you okay @Valravn
Alright dilemma time
dial emma
*nam flashbacks* yes @Roselandron
I don’t go to pride because I can’t stand everyone there
I SAW SOME BDSM DOGS THERE IN 2016
UWU THE HIIIIIIILLS ARE ALIIIIIIVE WITH THE SOUUUUND OF ***B O O M B I T C H***
i literallt almost cried and my mum made me pet one
They painted rainbows on our cross walks and I’m like wow. You couldn’t have like filled potholes?
Some freaky fucks go to pride and then bring children in like n a h hun
as someone who knows a little about construction, it actually takes awhile to get ppl out to fill potholes
it's crazy the paperwork and the whole process
this payment thing is actually happening i
I’ve lived here for 19 years and there’s the same potholes. Surely it cannot be that long
i’m losing my mind
This hoe keeps snapping me and she like a 6 but she keep asking me questions and shit. But I'm tryna get w another person who's like a 9 so should I just wait to try and get w the 9 or just hedge my bets w the 6
Uhm
I THOUGHT YOU MEANT AGES