Message from @mel shido

Discord ID: 604122680521654282


2019-07-26 01:26:06 UTC  

*sue them*

2019-07-26 01:26:07 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/228754920050786315/604122245429985281/l6exv6te84s01.png

2019-07-26 01:26:24 UTC  

me: goes to the till with a redbull
the cashier: 😈 do u have ur ID

2019-07-26 01:26:24 UTC  

They ID you for redbull?

2019-07-26 01:26:25 UTC  

Ewww

2019-07-26 01:26:37 UTC  

I'm bouta beat my shmeat and hit the hay

2019-07-26 01:26:38 UTC  

and they don’t accept my bus pass that says 16 so i have to take my passport with me EVERY TIME

2019-07-26 01:26:40 UTC  

Gn yall

2019-07-26 01:26:41 UTC  

yeah it’s uk law

2019-07-26 01:26:48 UTC  

sugar tax

2019-07-26 01:26:49 UTC  

Oof

2019-07-26 01:26:58 UTC  

so normal cola costs more than coke zero when they used to cost the same

2019-07-26 01:27:05 UTC  

sugar tax rocks

2019-07-26 01:27:07 UTC  

@craig gn sweet dreams

2019-07-26 01:27:08 UTC  

no fat ppl

2019-07-26 01:27:10 UTC  

They let us buy energy drinks at school

2019-07-26 01:27:24 UTC  

we used to have these suso cans a school??

2019-07-26 01:27:27 UTC  

When I was in grade 7 I bought 6 monsters and drank them and had to go to the hospital. Bc they can give me a heart attack with my meds. So you can say, they willingly gave me the tools for my first suicide attempt lmao

2019-07-26 01:27:37 UTC  

We get Mountain Dew kickstart

2019-07-26 01:27:39 UTC  

but they got banned when the school found out it was turning us into crackhead

2019-07-26 01:27:51 UTC  

What’s suso

2019-07-26 01:27:58 UTC  

That’s the only one I can drink. The fruit punch one

2019-07-26 01:28:02 UTC  

these like wack energy drinks

2019-07-26 01:28:06 UTC  

Oh

2019-07-26 01:28:09 UTC  

the orange one was mad delicious though

2019-07-26 01:28:12 UTC  

taste like calpol

2019-07-26 01:28:12 UTC  

Probably like NOS

2019-07-26 01:28:15 UTC  

I’m a dumb American lol

2019-07-26 01:28:20 UTC  

What’s nos

2019-07-26 01:28:27 UTC  

yeah what is nos

2019-07-26 01:28:30 UTC  

nose

2019-07-26 01:28:40 UTC  

ugh i need to pee

2019-07-26 01:28:42 UTC  

should i pee

2019-07-26 01:28:50 UTC  

i think i’m gonna pee

2019-07-26 01:28:58 UTC  

Goo weewee

2019-07-26 01:29:07 UTC  

My dad and bird are going “peekaboo” back at each other

2019-07-26 01:29:13 UTC  

Omg

2019-07-26 01:29:25 UTC  

i wish my birds could live with me :’(

2019-07-26 01:29:27 UTC  

what bird do you have

2019-07-26 01:29:31 UTC  

My bird goose said N*gger and I literally didn’t teach him that