You really fucking hate london

i cannot stand those fink bitches

i fink there’s smink in the barfroom headass

I HATE THEM I HATE THEM

i hate london

Ok man clam down

anyway me and my best friend from london are meeting in 2 weeks

Clam down

Clam down

Clam down

i’m going to beat the living daylights out of him

Twist his dick

Holy shit have y'all ever seen that video

Oh my god

I’m gonna move to Birmingham and kidnap Jay from TGF

i watched all 3 of the pain olympics if you’re going to show us a dick being twisted i will literally look at it like 😐

Nah dude

Is it that Viagara comm?

It's a video at like an mma fight and these guys are just telling one fighter to twist the other guys dick

*oh dear*

I’m gonna go ok

oh okay

Bye uwu

have fun wherever you’re going

It's so funny omg

@mel shido bye

i’m so freaking sweaty

Ok guys

yeah

i’m all ears

👂

I'm an ear

I wanna drink my Smirnoff but I don’t think I’d finish it tonight and I don’t wanna waste it ;-;

FUCK I LOVE SMIRNOFF

Woah

I got that berry blast

Tito's is better

Nah

what i Really love is: malibu

I’m still exploring. I’m mostly drinking vodka

I fw fourlokos