toby for short

*why*

and then i might get a pumpkin patch? but idk

i just know i’ll get another tarantula

Im the only one who can have a transparent pfp meme

and that one will be named dish water

DW for short

Hey guys look at Toilet Bowl! He’s brown as *shit*

i really do love teddy bear camel spiders but i think they’re hard to get

actually the monocentropus balfouri is blue and blonde

Buy snake instead

Yes snek

i would get a david bowie huntsman but mmm idk huntsman r a bit hard to look after

my bf is going to be getting a snake so technically i will be getting a snake

*I rather get throat-fucked by a knife then touch a spider*

i don’t remember which one he’s getting :( sorry

I have a Bowie hunting knife

he is getting a giant millipede though! and rn he has 2 rats :’3

*Cut me, daddy*

their names are cyber and rani (pronounced ronnie)

Bet

they’re very cute

Aw

I love rats

Ya @craig

me too!! rani is sooo soft

cyber always pees on me

Lmao I don’t miss that

Name an animal after me

my bf wants to name one of our cats craig

billy read my comment. oh shit

@OLIVER!☆ hell yeah

he likes human names and i like obscure names

Do it

my ikea monkey is called wama, which is short for washing machine

Ikea monkey?

@Deleted User 653ddb26 what kind of fuckery is going on in the general vc

You’re gonna name your kid some dumb shit like cup holder

Who is the wild nyxie

yeah the ikea brand monkey plush

Oh