Happy birthday ^v^)

Are you? Nice. Adulting is hard.

I already dont like it

Adulting means taxes

I won't have health insurance for the next 3 weeks

Me neither. Don't blame TurboTax for your taxes going wrong

Meaning I cant do any dumb shit

I mean, I think getting a nice romantic partner might help with the emotional support ^-^)

Dude

No joke

Unless you're me, then you'll die alone

Finding a nice romantic partner is fucking hard

I found one outta sheer luck

I shit you not

But 10/10 recommend

Makes the taxes worth it

Prolly

X'D

I just need a girl with some nice tiddies, not a lot of requirements

Oh and she cant be annoying

Yah but a lotta them can be a bit

But that's about it

Shouty?

I think i just heard a car accident happen

My requirements are too high

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Rip car accidents

Oh

S

H

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Sugar honey ice tea

(´＿｀。) *sniff*

oof

i was just filling up my dog's lil pool and I heard honking screeching and a crash

i am

so bored

Omai

rip to someones car

welp insurance exists