I mean

You knew that already

My pubes change colors depending on my mood tbh

🐸 *i'm lost in space*

*I am a female incel*

🐰 *ffs slippy*

Bruh you got mood pubes. @Andrew.

jkjk

My sperm changes colour to

to blood

Imagine

*P R O B L E M S*

It’s meanly red

Jizz but

Meanly.

***P R O B L E M S***

My sperm isn’t special like that it’s pitch black like everyone else’s

Neon glow in the dark rainbow

Oops

Mean spoog

RGB jizz

YA

Now in stores

if it was neon i wouldn't be scared

pastel neon rainbow

Imagine having the option to do any of this

Imagine

Imagine

You’d see me on my knees a lot more 😂

I’m 7 feet tall

I believe it

the first time i found out sperm was warm, i nearly shat my pants.

jk I’m lying

Imagine

*wanting to go halfway across the County for one date because Sailor is just that good*

What did you think it was ice cold

And she doesn’t go because she doesn’t leave her room

Lol I never gave it any thought

pleas no

when you're a kid, no one tells you.

@Andrew. Andrew