I only have diet coke cans right now so it might be overkill with the metal aha

i'm going to walmart this morning. pray i don't die in a mass shooting

cause they happen fucking everywhere

Oof, well I mean, it happens mainly to schools I hear, just make sure you dress up like an old woman not a youngster, the Chads with their M16's will spare you.

I'd rather be in the US right now, Brexit makes us all look bad over here

lately it's been happening in walmarts and malls

Really??

Why?!

Walmarts are the equivalent of a Tesco to us here in the UK and the only people you'll be killing in those are family-people, drunks and the occasional stoned guy looking through the ready meals.

brexit makes yall look bad? and you don't think trump makes us look bad?? lmaooo

Unpopular opinion: I'd take Trump as a replacement for 80% of the politicians we have here, No questions about that.

I don't like him, but my god I hate our own a lot more

I'd trade Nigel Farage for Trump in a heartbeat

On a less controversial note: I wish I could go back to bed right now

Guys

Aliens

O yes that's me

So like

o/ Ello' extra-terrestrial friend

What do i do about

The fact that I have constant nightmares

Hello fren

Like a doctor told me when I kept getting headaches from smacking my own head:
Stop doing that

(kidding)

👀👀👀

Good advice

Nightmares suck man, when you say constant, are you referring to every single time you sleep?
Also, I didn't know Aliens had nightmares, I always assumed it was constant pleasant dreams of destroying humans

YEss

Oof

I'm learning new things today, big brain time

No us aliens have nightmares all the time

What about?

Well like one time I dreamt I was Hitler🤔 like that kinda weird butt I was also like 3 other ppl so I was in fear last night I dreamt my mother wanted to suicide and I wasn't breathing.

And like

Usually really weird things

That make me hate going to sleep

Use a dream catcher. Those work for me

I personally don't believe in dream catchers, but I would definitely suggest anything that could help

Dreams are such a strange thing, you go from consciousness which is already incomprehensible other than just living it- then we go into this state of imagination literally taking over

so bizarre

I mean I have a healthy diet sleep enough hours

Like bruh y

YEH

Hows your mental health?

I mean that in a totally inquisitive way, not negatively.