My moms dog used to think flies and bees were sky raisins

Camping has made him afraid of all bugs now 😅

Think a bug bit him

We live in a society.

no

I don't got time to make videos

I'm late rip

Ain't nothing happened

This chat is like my grandfathers doctors appointments.

Confusing and sexually aggressive.

on your knees, *now*

*Cries into the weird blue paper-laced doctors bed*

Unsure if thats a UK thing, the blue toilet-paper like stuff on the medical bench 😂

hospital bed / bench / thing / Idfk

I'm retarded - after a short debate with gf because I couldn't remember the name, we finally concluded on Examining table

This chat is now like my other grandfather.
*dead*

Here is a protip for all you GIF users, **Don't type in "escape from tarkov" into the Discord GIF search**

It's... Blasphemous

@Shattered fuck you

Cum

@Farunel no you

Nou

👏

How was your day?

Whos?

anyones

Oh, eh mine was okay- mainly work and discord messages aha

How about you?

I wish I felt as good as that looks

That's my kind of porn

What a cheesy fetish

It's a Gouda one though.

Provolone.

There's a joke in there somewhere

@Blaundee BLAUNDEEBAE

@craig Stilton waiting for the joke

Don't brie so impatient

I ricotta think for a minute

I'm dying

You could make a geyre out of this

Greyre