ive seen a dookie in walmart

but thats not abnormal

Hahahah lmao

i meannnn am i wrong??? XD

Its abnormal to take a shit there

walmart is crackhead central

Imagine pulling your pants down in a store and shitting

oh actually

thats how you catch a case

Is it a crime to take a dump in a public place?

yep

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Oh

OH??

WYM OH?

are you shitting in public????

No

I just didn't know it was a thing.

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I remembered once when i ate some horrible pancakes and i went with my mom to thenstore after and i felt so sick and i was farting all the time, my mom said to go to the bathroom and thanfully that store had it and they were SO clean . I had diarrhea

"were clean"

LMAO

You shidded

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YEA

Yes my dude

I took a shit just after the girl cleaned them

So they were fresh

I need to drink some water brb

Too bad i stank the whole place

Hydration is important if you have the shits.

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What smelled like roses 30 seconds prior then smelled like rotten eggs

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wait no??

it came out wrong I--

Fail

it was gonna say "might fuck around and'" *insert failed woah* "take a shit in walmart"

LMAO

Oh dear.

fuck ill do it later, it will be completely out of context idk