If he was funny, then he'd actually make me laugh. And not sigh.

He makes me laugh

i have no opinion :)
eeryone is cool until proven different 🙂

Badass

I think your name is inaccurate @Blackjax

n'aww @Mrs. Claus ❤

❤

@Seabass that's because both if you have the same horrible sense of humor

Fuck I'm tired

@Everyone's Mother yeah okay female

Go make a sammich

Original

Suh

@Seabass DO NO ASSUME MY GENDER

but you have no idea 😏 @Mrs. Claus

😮

Now what does THAT mean lmao

...

ask @Squeaks , he's the chair

OY.

LMAO!

You're obviously not an attack helicopter

🗡

Fugging biggot

I'll shank you boya.

Don't be usin my name in vain.

I self identify as a yaniv land whale

FYI

Gross

So I'm immune to bigot speech

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So, you're immune to your own words?

@Seabass I identify as a cat, so watch me lick my own ass

dan seems to be having fun on bfv

Bro I'm not a furry

Furries confuse me.

furries scare me

theres too much fur and it makes me think that those costumes must be covered in fleas T.T

My mom forgot to do birds today and went out to eat

*Cleaned all their cages without being asked as bribery for food being brought home*

That's not even anything I've ever thought but now it is so thanks for that @Blackjax