My highschool crush just posted the poutiest face on Instagram asking for someone to take her to Rocky Horror in Moncton

SHES SO CUTE

Eat her

I mean what

take her

If you have the cash for it tho

Sup

I wish

I don’t even have my own vehicle, let alone my license

Oof

Oof

Feels bad man

I know how it feels

I’m working on it, but I don’t think I’ll have any of the three in time for the show

My friends buy me stuff and i feel bad cause i don't have money to pay them back. They tell me it's ok but i wanna buy them something too

just roofie her and butt rape her

Uh

NO

she can't say no if she's unconscious

Dear god please no

No

Help

well, that escalated quickly

i always wanted to roofie a girl haha

roofie yourself, might get a good sleep

Bill Cosby lookin ass

I'm starting to question ur google history

don't worry about it

i just googled where to buy zip ties, acetone and bleach and sleeping pills

And not Jesus Christ?

Rude.

Jk

haha

*I regret this conversation very much*

i remember i was walking behind some girl and i just thought to myself how easy it would be just to strangle her to death

HOLY FUCK

just drag her to the nearest bathroom/secluted area and strangle the shit out her

I always wonder why i sound young when I'm 18..

then you must scream like a child

I always tell myself "it's because ur balls haven't dropped"

perfect for when i am attempting to drown you