Cat toe beans

Shitty self-indulgent web toons

Hi @_k_ofthecross_ im a chad

*oh christ, not again*

No

Im about to go to sleep

Good riddance.

Chads don't sleep

Chad Dylan Cooper

Sleep is for the bored.

Nah
When I sleep
My dreams just call me out on my biggest insecurities

Sleep is for the incels

Shit, I must be hella incel then. I love to sleep when I actually can.

When I was still working my hell shifts, I would sleep forever on my days off lmao

I just take long ass blinks

Lmao

That's a long blink

Staring blankly at the sun,
Waiting for my time to come.
Your happy life, it makes me sick.
All the screaming sounds like music.

There's a lot of songs and shit that talk about starting at the sun

*it wasn’t supposed to be a guessing game but ok, let’s go*

Daylight savings in the government's way of giving it's citizens seasonal depression

@_k_ofthecross_ existing is the government’s way of fucking with it’s populous to an endless degree

It’s also how we keep anarchy in check

*kinda sucks really*

The triangle heads are what's making the frogs gay

The what

Pyramid head

**CLANG CLANG SCRAPE SCRAPE**

Triangularly cut sandwiches

silent hill ?

Anything that is or becomes a triangle causes amphibious homosexual

Homosexuality

Hi Coochie

yo

Wanna join us

If you listen closely, you can hear Mr Coat H. Anger coming to visit and check up on little Timmy

*rattle rattle rattle*

That's one of my favourite games

❤️❤️ Pyramid head is so hawt and dead

Bruh you don't know what's under the pyramid

... No... I don't