So we just got a letter in the mail

Summoning my dad to Jury duty in like 15 days

And saying how he didn't show up for the preparations in October etc and how if he deliberately misses jury duty he'll get in trouble and be delaying the trial

thanks for the heads up,,,,15 days is ample time to sort out shit to free myself up for Jury duty

note the sarcastic tone

Silly Peabody, you're not my **Dad**, you're my *Daddy*

Lmao but anyway they didn't leave a contact number or anything

So I dont know how to break it to them that he has been dead for a year and a half

Sorry had to feed my cats

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how many cats?

2

What do you feed them

Grain free dry and wet food

Why are they coeliac or something

Blue buffalo dry food and Purina beyond grain free wet food

Lao you are probably wrapped up like an Eskimo,,,I am in shorts and t-shirt,,,with every fan going

No it's so they are healthy and don't develope any crystals in their urinary system

Honestly I'm probably colder than I could be because I just dont wear clothes at home

They are both male

I post pics under pets

I got caught in the rain

@xXNobleCXx so you're super wet?

allways

wet and cold that would be bad

@MrPeabody I met a south African yesterday

why have I got friends request, pisso f bitch hh h

tfw wet and hot

He was in my nanas house

@Shattered 😉

no

stop

im a top

I said nothing

😂

Turns out he fled the country 4 weeks ago because he has a warrant for his arrest and is also a drug dealer

But he was really nice it was his birthday yesterday

wow,,,,my chat skipped,,,a lot

I still dont really know why he was in my nanas

@Shattered what does tfw mean

does your nan like drugs