Bruh

E X P O S E D

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she is now, but they've been dating for a while

Sex

sex

imagine having sex

Imagine not marrying

And having kids

My parents started dating at the age of 14, were together for 35 years, had 3 kids

And only got married in like 2009

It's not that important anymore

Das kewl

marrying is old school

https://youtu.be/gUqc_4fWJ-A

most people dont even believe in that shit anymore

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They only got married because my sister and I wanted a wedding

it's true that many people don't believe in it

They kind of made the wedding about us in fairness lmao, horse and carriage, married in a castle, etc

Hatw crimes on the rise? <:FeelsKek:379422423206068245>

Very princess-y

Yeah sure bud

👀

Saying Marriage is important is like saying chocolate is necessary for the survival of the human race unironically

Thats a shit tier comparison

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It's importance is more closely linked to successful families

If you need a piece of paper and an expensive church service to have a successful family, you’re doing it wrong

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All you need is a priest lmao

The state is the one that decided you needed to get a paper

@Local Doomguy chocolate is important for the survival of the male race.

That and the benefits along with it

Benefits

Bitch where

@Seabass mere technicality, my point still stands.
If the only thing that holds a relationship together is the threat of mutual financial ruin, YOU ARE DOING IT

W R O N G

Yeah like tax breaks I think idk how it is everywhere but that and I think you get unrestrkcted access to seeing your significant other in prisons or in the hospital