Lel autocorrect

I love working security

I swear to god I'm throw this phone

It autocorrects when I don't need it to and just completely fucks my sentences

"ghoul headed fuck" lmao

Makes no sense.

My hands are too big for this phone

Who do you think has a better chance in the military squeaks? Me or Troubled

Draco

Speaks cant take a joke

?

And Troubled is so damned fat they'd blow him off at the door.

I can take a joke, I just hate dumb jokes 🤷

If they don't make sense, it's not very funny.

I agree with squeaks

u get triggrd for some1 else

Ghoul headed fuck just sounds retarded

It makes no sense.

I don't look like a ghoul

troubled i think wus makin a fallout joke

dat sucd

No, he's referring to my eczema.

Which does not make me look like a ghoul.

Aggie

wut

Who would make it in the military? Me or Troubled?

u

noshit u would

Exactly

competition is a retard that couldnt even pass the physical

I mean, he's also far to fat for the physical

doesnt mean he'd pass

I'm not gonna lie, I'm a bit chunky

But I'm about to start working a roaming security job in winter

So I'm gonna lose some weight

bean bag some homeless people

I don't get any weapons my guy

Draco

you may be chunky

but yuo're not 300+ chunky.

ooo