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Come at me bro

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Sorry 😦

Smooth brain

O.O

I gotta big ol wrinkly one

Snip snip

@Claw and @Herpies , no need to fight, there's plenty of me to go around

Yay

I will challenge

Im not sure your husbend would aprove tho

@IvoryDealership I love a jealous husband who will keep me in order

@IvoryDealership he wouldn't approve a sexual relationship, but I'm allowed to have friends

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And I protect my friends

Yay I’m protected

What if i say "NoHomo" before? Does that count?

You can protect these nuts

I can crack those nuts

Uwu

Squish

Be careful there sweetheart

Nice

I find it funny how some people don't realize that a straight man can be platonic and intimate with a gay man and nothing sexual happen

People have a good idea of that now actually

I mean I'd never be friends with a gay guy bc they'll try to kiss me but

Wut

Well. In my exp.
Most. Not all. Most. Gay man i'v met. Tend to be a bit... "Over sexual" even if its humor.
And i understand it. Smaller selection pool&all. So i can understand how that view can be created
*not sure how to phrase this correctly in english

Lol me

You'd never be friends with a gay guy because they'll try to kiss you...............

Look at my name

I don't even know where to begin with that

I'm literally one of the gayest people here

Yes, and I've seen your selfies........what's your point

Sarcasm.

What?

Hunny, im married to a man

I was fucking around

Ew