**THE DEMENTED APPLE DEMANDS IT**

?

Crafty is our crazy, yet innocent uncle. He seems like he will murder you, but he just wants to make cake

jump on my pogo stick

sorry

too far

@Draconic_kingpin ty

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what, you don't have a pogo stick? I thought all 80's boomers had one

Like this

**OK BOOMER**

My favorite kind of weather I guess

I'm not an 80s boomer silly

but I did have one as a kid

there ya go

I look and sound older than I am

born in 97

yeah, you look and sound like you are from the 70's

pardon?

like I was born in the 70s or like I belong in the 70s?

you look old like my fathers birth certificate

rude

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kissies

😳

I'm crafty's senior

Elder

He is but a child to me

she is my big sister from another mister

LOL

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What month are you again?

august

Virgo

28th of august

I got 7 months on you

Almost 8

old lady

HUEEEE

VIRGO