Sir I assure you it, just, works! Just like this beautiful state of the art 357 colt python revolver works which is fully chambered and loaded

Which I will now use to shoot your knee caps

*BANG*

Im will fuck your gun

🔫

Great English

Lmao

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English my face good of a not holding two other

Todd Howard looks at you with great concern

He says

*16 TIMES THE DETAIL* as he blows his brains out

I don't know you but you know me did you know my penis is 9 inches longer than yours hahaha you want to be president hahaha you're better off being my princess

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Lmao

Todd the godd Howard

Probably is a sheep fucker

“Who’s laughing now”

The sheep

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It had full blown aids

They’re not sheep they’re are loyal fan base

W aids

If you say anything about our sheep- er I mean fans I will take a copy of fallout 76 and grind it on the tip of your dick in glorious rendering, lighting, and landscape technology

*In 16 TIMES THE DETAIL*

Okay what the fuck is going on

The work of Godd Howard my son

You wanna know what’s really going on

The power of Jay Leno's cock compels you thought

It’s the sound of a man falling into insanity as Bethesda crumbles and falls apart in glorious brand new lighting, rendering, and landscape technology, you can see distant weather systems across the map much like how you can see Bethesda falling apart, those distant storms are a metaphor for our great company crumbling

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*whos laughing now*
*LAUGHS IN 16 TIMES THE DETAIL*

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I saw the emperor torching the dedra Prince of destructions cock today... And yesterday and the day before i sware thats all he dose

O.o

Was it in 16 TIMES THE DETAIL

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Im gonna fucking kill myself I’ll be right back

Ok i get it bud