Also have 100% of your daily b vitamins in each can

C A L P I C O

bull jizz

Best sip

@ me fag

GOOD FUCKING DRINK

BEST FUCKING MONSTER

Ye

BEST FLAVOUR NO QUESTION

Purp is good also

ive never tried

AND IM NOT ALLOWED ANYMORE

FFS

Kill ur parents they re bourgeois

NAW ITS NOT MY PARENTS

ITS THE FUCKIN LAW

i went to buy some in asda and the woman asked 4 fuckin ID

also my parents didnt approve anyway

Oi m8 u got a monster loiscense?

u gotta b 16 now

i go IDed for monster

ffs

Are there 5 hr energies in uk

nope thank fuck

Lol I want to make my own brand of them

oh no

that would kill so many people

Call them heart and brain hurting juice

Gibs me da pingus

we're too retarded

people would literally od on 5hr energy

like evry day

Good

People who do probably deserve it

yeah

survival of the fittest i guess

I would only do it bc I like the name

hm

Gibs

Me

Dat