Message from @christmas stik
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Got a problem?... SOLVE IT!🔥Think im tripping... TIE MY SHOE!🔥Can't stand me?...SIT DOWN!🔥Can't face me?...WELL TURN AROUND!🔥Think im ugly?...DONT LOOK AT ME!🔥Don't like my style?...WHO SAID I LIKED YOURS nigger?!🔥Don't know me?...DONT JUDGE ME!🔥Think i have no life?...GO FIND IT!🔥Calling me stu pid wont make you smart🔥Calling me weird wont make black boy you cool🔥Calling me black wont make you strong!🔥I asked Jesus "How much do you care for us? Jesus replies, "This much." And stretched his arms on the ##### and died. If you love Jesus, Put this as your status. Many won't do it. Only a few of you will stand up for him and put this as your status. Note: If you love Jesus Christ DO NOT IGNORE THIS, because in the Bible it says if you deny him, he'll deny you by the gates of Heaven in front of his Father. This is the simplest test: If you put this in your profile. God will smile at you (:
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[7:53 PM] Mart: Put this in LFG in the Minecraft Discord
[Infinity Dark]
Anarchy/Capitalism JAVA server, current version
Large real estate market 👌 👌
Freedom of speech encouraged
Town for members only 💯 💯
DM me for the IP and start earning $$ today!
what
post this in Minecraft discord
Stop making me hard
okay only if you post the pasta
okay
Gg ez
Dammit
Ree the invite was removed
I tried to help
I’m sorry Elmo
One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.
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Ok
Did you know:
-Pac-Man was originally called "Fuck a Man" but it got changed in the US because there were concerns that vandals might deface the name to "Fuck Man".
-Mario 2 was originally called Doki Doki Picnic and it was changed in the West because there were concerns about lazily rehashing a shit difficulty mod to casual gaijins and portraying arabs positively.
-Shigero Miyamobo (creator of Mario) said that Donkey Kong Country was the worst game ever created after seeing that the graphics weren't shit pixel art and got really butthurt.
-Speaking of Donkey Kong Country, did you know that shortly after it's release in 1994, Al Sharpton ordered nintendo to recall every copy of the game for portraying african american men as jungle dwelling mammals? When nintendo told him it was actually about gorillas, he went bananas.
-Hiroshi Yamauchi, the third president of Nintendo, hated all people who play video games and he cursed them until the day of his death for destroying his proud toy company.
-Jet Set Willy is a prequel to Metroid 1 and was the first ever sidevania scotformia on Nintendo game cassettes.
-John Lennon beat his wife.
-Masahiro Sakurai (the creater of Kirby) conceived the idea of a creature with limitless sucking ability by showing up to a Tool concert.
-Despite being only 13% of the population, Sega fans play 58% of all shovel ware games.
-Mortal Kombat was spelled with a K because its creator John Tobias never went to school. After being informed that Combat was spelled with a C, he hit Ed Boon in the balls, resulting in the creation of Johnny Cage's ball punch special move.
-Metroid was going to have a male protagonist but Yoshio Sakamoto would not allow this due to his sexual fetish for women being rolled into balls.
-Frogger was the nickname among Konami staff for its chairman, Kagemasa Kozuki, who infamously copulated with a frog during a New Years Eve party. His reaction on seeing the game was "私もあなたをファックします、マザーファッカー" which can be translated as "guys, this isn't funny."
MG 😮 DID YOU JUST SAY FUNNY 😄 NUMBER LOLOLOLOLOLOL 😂 YOU Are THE COMEDIC GOD👏69420 AM I RIGHT 😂 GET IT CAUSE 69 IS SEX NUMBER 😏😉OMG AND 420 IS WEED LOLLL 😂 😂 I AM DEAD 💀 YOU ARE SO FUNNY 😂 HAHAHAHA
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Hi!
My name is Reggie. I like guys. I... Really like guys. There's something about them. I like their touch, their smell, their... Taste. I like to be taken from behind. To feel them push their way inside me. I like it when they call me cute as they thrust into me, feeling the heat of their breath on the back of my neck... I like... Oh, I'm sorry, I got myself all worked up. Would you like to help me cool down?
Nigger
Yes?
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Monkey bitch
Mega Faggot
Robo Bitch.
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