Message from @Zelephais
Discord ID: 633104971256299533
@everyone give me a 500 word essay on why you're not playing Minecraft
I'll wait
Well actually it's just because I can't be fucked to place cubes and kill pigs.
Also it's late here.
I will play tomorrow at a reasonable hour.
it was directed towards Alibaba, however it is good to hear from you Psikek
well fuck my PC is asking to restart
10/10 windows
Glad you didn't break any glass windows <:Picardia:392506156708265984>
Windows pp
@everyone
Self Joker dox
nice hair lin
That looks like a man shave
Wtf nigga
My hairline is higher than your IQ fried
i have 174 words done so far, wait a little longer
Okay
Fair enough
Barely me
oh i thought there were people on
Me
I was on
Nigga
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iM FINSIHED
H A H
Presently, I am unable to amuse oneself or take part in enjoying myself by playing Minecraft. My explanation for this is that Minecraft is a multimedia game in which I am forced to rather sit in silence, slaughtering countless chickens while forcing them to reproduce with their blood parentage and siblings, or force myself to face the infinite silence of Infinity Dark’s minecraft server chat. I must strike up a conversation with a player, which often leads to dead ends and stillness within the discussion. If I were to be honest with myself as an individual who does not like to face people in general, I would rather stay off the server just to avoid that.
Recently, I was foolish enough to leave my airpods (yes, my airpods.) on my laptop’s computer. While leaving to a class, I shut my laptop, clueless to the fact I slammed it hard enough that the entire screen shattered, taking away my laptop that is strong enough to withstand minecraft at 60fps and my airpods along with it. As a college student who is barely able to pay her college debts, I was unable to buy myself another laptop (and airpods, but that’s besides the point). Luckily, my school provides their students with a PC. However, the PCs are so damn weak that they struggle to carry the weight of Minecraft at a frame rate higher than 2. I presume that neither one of us would like to play a game that is supposed to be supported by at least 20fps at 10x less than the quality destined for. At that rate, I am even unable to slaughter my countless chickens. I understand that they are waiting for me, hoping for their face to be met with the cold embrace of a diamond sword, but I’m too damn impatient to wait 5 minutes to get to them.
My school’s laptops’, being shittier than they ever had been before, require minecraft to be redownloaded everytime I wish to play. That means even if I wanted to go on the server for 3 seconds, the process is long and tiring. Again, I am impatient as fuck, so I’m not dealing with that shit. After redownloading the program, I am harshley faced with the words I have seen too many times, the words that tell me that an error has occurred, and that I must try to re-open the launcher. It goes on and on like that for around 10 minutes until I can finally get in, but usually there isn’t much people so I end up staying in the server for less than than it took me to get in. As a person who is often getting adopted by extroverts that somehow rope me into going to social events and drag me to actually attend my classes, I don’t have a lot of time to get onto minecraft, making me unable to get on, even at gamer hours B) im lazy is this 500 words yet
@Mart B)
reported
damn ok
Pinned
Cause that's actually a good explanation
a small price to pay for salvation
Nice rhyme though
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