That’s what I did @ManAnimal

I grill had it over the grill

yup, that's da wae

Medium rare best temp of you can do it right but medium otherwise

Wipe it's arse and run it through a warm kitchen. Perfect steak everytime 👌🏻

the apple is a nice touch, but the pig is so small the apple doesn't fit

i used to have some decent yard parties; grill regularly

but cooking? nah, that's just not my thing

Should've used a grape.

I’ve also made eastern feasts with honey roasted duck, homemade hummus, crispy chick peas and lamb dolmades

is that tolma? <:poggers:583775485620781087>

yum

Hummus <:nekoGasm:612657450931322914>

Damn get yourself a man and make some children, your genes deserve to be spread

what's the green wrapped things?

https://es1-ladleandspricell.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/dolmas-3.jpg

why does glen beck look like Colnel Sanders?

Rabbit food.

http://allinnet.info/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/armenian-tolma.jpg

hey dont shit on tolma its dope

rabbit food is good just warm up

Oh I’ve also made homemade crunch wraps with extra crisp

Y'know what else is dope?

Dope.

main course is MEAT

but can you do crackling right?

ruben?

that looks hella lot like kubdari

Okay, that's hot.

Glenn Beck is such a fag, dont insult the Colonel with that comparison

https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/10/7b/41/73/kubdari-meat-pie-with.jpg

fags are traps

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/95/Kubdari.jpg/1200px-Kubdari.jpg

And traps are gay

No such thing as traps, just pleasant surprises.

Darling, would you like a meat pie?

hehhe

No fair that’s my own cooking

And I love one