thats a good ass pig ngl

so have i

i grill; outside

a rather small pig

@Octavia not the kind of pig i was hoping for :/

i cook a mean steak

more like a piglet

ye its a piglet

but that's grilling

not cooking

u cant really roast whole grown pig

Also have made fried soft shell crabs

when she says she roasts pigs but is talking about the animal.... boner killer

oh really?

@ManAnimal how you cook your steak?

that's probably over cooked then roasted

And made them into soft shell crab Benedict’s

use a spit over the fire pit

rare-medium

bah

steak needs to be thoroughly cooked

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medium well is what i prefer

@ManAnimal does your girl enjoy a good spit roast?

aand im hungry now tnx

That’s what I did @ManAnimal

I grill had it over the grill

yup, that's da wae

Medium rare best temp of you can do it right but medium otherwise

Wipe it's arse and run it through a warm kitchen. Perfect steak everytime 👌🏻

the apple is a nice touch, but the pig is so small the apple doesn't fit

i used to have some decent yard parties; grill regularly

but cooking? nah, that's just not my thing

Should've used a grape.

I’ve also made eastern feasts with honey roasted duck, homemade hummus, crispy chick peas and lamb dolmades

is that tolma? <:poggers:583775485620781087>

yum

Hummus <:nekoGasm:612657450931322914>

Damn get yourself a man and make some children, your genes deserve to be spread

what's the green wrapped things?

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