Message from @nim.bm

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2019-10-21 15:04:21 UTC  

^^ the hill you die on

2019-10-21 15:04:49 UTC  

fake things? that sir is an insult XD

2019-10-21 15:05:08 UTC  

im sorry but its your people... tons of memes that people thing are real but are staged as fuck

2019-10-21 15:05:16 UTC  

like that chick catching a snake

2019-10-21 15:05:23 UTC  

yeah but thats because yanks are gullible as fuck

2019-10-21 15:06:00 UTC  

thats the thing though, catchign snakes, random gribblies and things that want to eat you arent that uncommon outside the cities

2019-10-21 15:06:20 UTC  

oh i know but its the way its set up

2019-10-21 15:09:33 UTC  

id rather seem some dudes from kapooka throwing funnel webs at eachtoerh

2019-10-21 15:09:36 UTC  

eachother*

2019-10-21 15:11:54 UTC  

funnel webs are cunts

2019-10-21 15:12:40 UTC  

Red backs (black widows) sting like a bitch but arent to bad

2019-10-21 15:12:50 UTC  

huntsmen are just evil looking

2019-10-21 15:13:01 UTC  

wolf spiders are angry fuckers

2019-10-21 15:16:50 UTC  

we have wolf spiders here, they look seem scary and are bitty

2019-10-21 15:17:04 UTC  

the bastards chase you here

2019-10-21 15:17:16 UTC  

lol here they are little bitches

2019-10-21 15:17:32 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/635859213658226709/xrcp77kw5cm31.png

2019-10-21 15:17:35 UTC  

i remember in highschool art we had a skull for doing still life

2019-10-21 15:17:45 UTC  

and art teacher reaches up and grabs skull off shelf

2019-10-21 15:17:51 UTC  

had a wolf spider on the back side of the skull

2019-10-21 15:18:01 UTC  

that ran onto the top and jumped onto her face

2019-10-21 15:18:16 UTC  

female art teacher turned screaming and ran full force into a wall and knocked herself out

2019-10-21 15:18:38 UTC  

and the rest of us kids are all sitting there like 'ugh.... we do we do know?'

2019-10-21 15:18:43 UTC  

now*

2019-10-21 15:18:57 UTC  

i cant really blame her

2019-10-21 15:19:54 UTC  

that's pretty metal

2019-10-21 15:20:07 UTC  

SKULL SPIDER CONCUSSION

2019-10-21 15:20:19 UTC  

We go wolf, crab, silk and daddy longlegs here... so nothing poisonous at all... we also have this like... ultra fuzzy black tarantella like 1's but they are only on this 1 peninsula

2019-10-21 15:21:20 UTC  

that would be nice, now it is hitting summer we have a shit tonne of spiders coming out, as well as snakes for days

2019-10-21 15:22:47 UTC  

i wish there was more spiders here

2019-10-21 15:22:53 UTC  

something to merc all the roaches

2019-10-21 15:23:23 UTC  

thats a good point, we dont really get roaches often here, unless your a filthy scumbag anyway

2019-10-21 15:24:02 UTC  

1 of the black 1's -

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/635860852016283688/Large.png

2019-10-21 15:24:03 UTC  

i think they are jumping spiders

2019-10-21 15:24:14 UTC  

holy crap that thing is adorable

2019-10-21 15:24:18 UTC  

oh dude

2019-10-21 15:24:24 UTC  

ok first time i ever saw those

2019-10-21 15:24:56 UTC  

Aussie wolf spider

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/635861072427089950/serveimage.png

2019-10-21 15:25:22 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/635861188848254976/serveimage.png