we have 3 whole trailers, and we still don't even know the basic plot of this movie (if you ignore the plot leaks)

I've never seen a trailer show so much and yet reveal so little

GL is just dead inside due to all of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MuxVqB3I7E

man I wish that wasn't a deepfake. You know the real George would have a similar reaction

It's gonna be a clown fiesta

Prequel haters, are you happy? George only sold his soul to Disney because of the backlash against the prequels.

If only we knew how bad things would be

It's going to be a shallow vapid film with no substance, slathered in a grease of cgi to distract you from that empty feeling you have after watching

Dont you just love how so many franchises that were loved are CRUSHED in a writing towards thend

It's going to be like trying to sustain your hunger with cotton candy

Mass Effect, GOT, Star Wars and so on

What are you all on about, the only star wars movie that Disney has made was Rogue One, and it was pretty good.

Corporate greed comes along and sells the soul of the franchise for a quick buck

Or wait, are you all trying to claim the bad fanfiction they've been branding like it was star wars is actually star wars?

Rouge one is the only good one of the latest movies

I liked rogue one but didn't mauled and friends hate it? Lol

Mauler

Who?

<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

like, literally who is Mauler?

He is the longman

Efap podcast

Hangs out with rags and shadaversity

Okay so some faggot eceleb. Amusingly "literally who" was apt lol

He roasts shitty movies

And by roast I mean sloooow roast

I think his last jedi breakdown is like 9 hours long

Why was the statistician hanged?

Because he was right

Why leave clues? Because keeping everything under wraps is fuckin' hard.

Mauler isn't a eceleb lol

I forget the name of the "law" but the difficulty of keeping something secret is exponential on the number of people who know the secret.

And I wouldn't say Rogue One was a "good" film. It was about average.

I mean, it's solid gold compared to the fanfiction that Disney's been putting out.
The big accomplishment is that Rogue One was good enough to be accepted as cannon in with the rest of the pre-Disney era cannon.

maybe... but if you were actually paying attention, there wasn't a glaring plot hole in New Hope that necessitated an entire movie to explain it

Rogue One had no purpose to exist other than to make money

So?

It's just another example of Disney milking a franchise instead of respecting it

Iunno, I'd say Rogue One had proper respect for it still, if only because it acknowledged cannon and didn't fuck with it, merely thought to elaborate on a throw-away statement from New Hope.