Majority or loud minority disagree with you hahaha

>Luci just writes a furry yaoi piece and plasters the temple with it to loophole around mods

@Selemas quantum is just one class out of many tho

I just thought of a fucking *volatile* newfag prank

physics in general isnt any harder than other sciency majors

It won't affect any of y'all or stand out as particularly stunning but like

oh youre interested

?

to somebody new on the internet

i see

good to know

hold on

At my college it was

Physics majors who broke and washed out did chemistry and found it much easier to keep up with

clearly he didnt do advanced chemistry lol

I like chemistry

Physics huh

When you've identified somebody who isn't used to shitposting culture or to the internet's behavior and fuckery in general, start publicly reminiscing about the charming marketing campaign that Subway did with Spyro the Dragon back in 2000.

It was common knowledge at my school that anyone who tried for a physics major was crazy

If you get why this is so cruel, you get it.

it doesn't take a genius to understand that opening your door to find a small naked wolfboi shivering in the snow, weakly awoo~ing at you with his little tail between his legs and his ears flattened submissively is a gay situation

his soft skin drawn to your warmth like a magnet, the small, dark haired femboy finally stops shivering in your arms after some time passes, and begins to recover from the freezing cold outside. He opens his opens his eyelids for the first time to reveal a pair of big, innocent-looking, deep blue irises, which contrast against his pale white skin, flushed pink cheeks, and fluffy black hair and ears

lifting the wolfboi's shivering body into your arms and carrying him inside as he clings to you, shaking and sniffling, his eyes shut tight, and then setting him in front of the fire and wrapping a blanket around both of you, letting him nuzzle up against you, his freezing little self craving your body heat would be pretty faggy @Lucienne d'Anwyl

He makes eye contact with you briefly, then looks away in embarrassment. Shivering, he lets out a big yawn, flashing his cute fangs in the process...
Thusfar, he has shyly covered his groin by keeping his fluffy, white tipped tail in between his legs, but as he recuperates from the cold and snow, the end of his tail begins swishing amiably between his hairless, girlish thighs

smiling coyly to yourself, you take on the most caring, patronizing, big brotherly voice you can put on and say
Oh, you need to warm up here too-

as you reach down and take the end of his nervous tail, pulling it away from its shy guard of the wolfboi's crotch, his ears perk up for the first time and his little body tenses
w-wait! not there please~!

....

OH JESUS CHRIST

I'm out

he breathes out meekly, but he's too tired and too weak to put up any real resistance as you effortlessly stop his hand before it tries to cover up what his tail is no longer hiding:
peeking out from between his porcelain thighs is a member so pathetically underdeveloped it's almost cute - it's been fifteen minutes by the fire, and the cold is no excuse for the hopeless state of his boyish thing: no more than two inches long, and not a vein in sight @Lucienne d'Anwyl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Unxp5sCmM4

Effortlessly restraining both his small hands in a single fist, you begin to undress yourself with your free hand. after removing your shirt and pants, you flop your erect dick out, sliding your undergarments off your legs in the same motion. The struggling wolfboi lets out a girlish "eep!" at the sight of your huge thing. The dizzying feelings of inferiority aroused by comparing his little, phimotic member to your big cock deepen his breath and flush his soft cheeks cherry red. "That's better~" you say, smiling

See at least my smut is hetero

>>***Phimotic.***

I'm saying this as a chem major, people much smarter and harder working than me struggled like hell in my college's physics program. There was literally a year where no one passed quantum.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mImztGDyHzY

You spread the blanket down on the wooden floor next to the stone fireplace and recline comfortably on it - looking back to your new companion, you see that he’s looking down at the floor and nervously hiding his face, but his little thing is embarrassingly erect and his tail is swishing in anticipation - effortlessly picking up the light wolfboi, you set him down on top of you so that he straddles your legs, with his bare feet just inside your knees. Despite giving off a pleasant warmth now, his small, smooth body is shaking almost as much as when you brought him in from the freezing cold. His blue eyes were glued to your erection, overflowing with a lewd mix of awe and fear, and after stuttering clumsily for a second, he mumbled weakly
“P-please don’t put that in me, it’s way too big to go inside my-” “?!?”
You cut him off by leaning up and aggressively forcing your tongue past his soft, delicate lips and into his warm mouth. Briefly surprised by your boldness, he quickly relaxed and started eagerly rolling his wet little tongue against yours.

**What in the Final Fantastical Fuck is phimotic**

Having him sufficiently distracted, you grabbed his feminine butt and spread it, putting the tip of your dick up against his tight, naturally pink hole and carefully entering his warm body- the sensitive femboy instantly jolted, and without breaking the lock between your lips, he moaned hot breath into your mouth. You started thrusting inside of him, and in response he grabbed your arms and held on tightly. Wanting to see how lewd his face had become, you stopped kissing the wolfboi, and pulled your mouth away from his, despite his hungry lips and tongue not wanting to let go of yours. Putting your head back, you could see his whole face had turned bright red, and, no longer stifled by your mouth, he was moaning cutely into the open air - he was making an adorable, melty, anal-loving face that made your heart race. As you rubbed against the weak spot in his boipussy over and over again, his penis started twitching - sensing that he was close to orgasm, he reached down to finish himself off, but you grabbed his wrist firmly and put it back in its place, laughing and telling him -
“Nono, cute girls don’t need to do that to cum”
“I-I’m not a giiiiirl, I’m a b-boy, I’m a boy!!!”,
He moaned out desperately -
“Hahahah! That’s not really convincing when you make that voice and you have a man thrusting inside you, now is it?”
You slowed down your movement and made sure to grind against his most sensitive area - after just a few times against this spot, the cute little femboy couldn’t take it anymore:
His back arched all the way so that his head was next to his soft soles, his toes curling in bliss, putting his smooth, tight tummy in full view. His tail stood on end and he cried out an Awoooo~! as his tiny dick pulsed and spurted out a load of clear, watery semen onto your chest.

... except for this one part where a gator milf and dober milf make out real hard

The sight was enough to make you release inside of him, and you both came together.
Shaking and panting heavily, he slowly unarched his back, and then collapsed, exhausted and overwhelmed, right into your arms.
You wrapped yourself around him, caressing and rubbing his back, and kissed his fluffy black hair and flattened ears over and over as he drifted off to sleep, feeling safe in your arms for the first time in many weeks after wandering alone in the wild. Satisfied, you planted a final kiss on his head before you covered the both of you in the blanket and fell asleep with the wolfboi lying on top of you to the sound of the fire crackling cozily beside.