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I hate geese

Always in the damn road

Won’t move

just yeet them off the road

They are harmless. Unless they are protecting their nest.

*hiss

I mean the massive flocks

That invade parks and golf courses

Then they wonder into the road

I stop (and put my hazards on) for geese crossing the road. Especially, with their chicks.

Other driver either don't notice or don't care.

I've witness other drivers driving way to close. Too many roadkills. Not just geese.

😦

I feel bad for them? Yes! I hate them still though.

yeah, drove past a particularly fresh one this morning, a dog

Poor doggy

blood was still in the trail of its trajectory

Ok

never seen a fresh one, my heart went cold

That is enough *Shudder*

Funny meme channel

never seen a dead dog

at most its dedded opossums

never even seen a turkey get hit

Turkeys and chickens the master crossers

ell

turkeys usually clump together in a group

I am master joke teller

the wild ones

so when they cross you cant go near them

or youll damage your car

Didn't know turkeys did that

Feel like that'd be weird to see

My family had chickens once

They just sort of roamed on their own

Giant turkey gangs...

turkeys cant fly

so they walk

and group together for protection

Wild turkeys can actually fly while domesticated ones can't.