don't slander my liquor you son of a bitch random internet statistic website

It’s not slander

Alcohol is a leathal weapon

Alc is too Dank for anyone to not use it

fuck

what if you get to like

judgement day or whatever

and they judge you for all the shit you did in video games like it was real

"and on saturday the 4th of june 2011 you did murder 4 members of the brotherhood of steel in their sleep only to take their power armor"

Then Hell's gonna be one hell of a party.

but no hell is like still legit a complete shit show of demons

'Cause I'm pretty sure Satan'd respond with "yeah that's bullshit"

yeah but what if satan isnt like a cool dude?

given the entire reason Luci got kicked out of heaven

in the first place

what was the reason again?

tempting man, making rebellion against god?

https://youtu.be/V1U593st5Cs

anyway

the devil doesnt run hell

hell is a prison

and the devil is another prisoner

hes not like the warden or whatever

why would he be in charge of it?

is that how prisons work?

the biggest baddest prisoner gets to be the warden?

I mean yes, but his reasons for the rebellion in the first place were related to, in his eyes, god having bullshit rules regarding what the angels could and couldn't do re: humanity.

https://twitter.com/StewartSmithTwt/status/1189186258695667714?s=09

lol

https://www.theverge.com/2019/10/29/20937689/benioff-weiss-star-wars-trilogy-cancelled-netflix

starwars movies are bad

As for why he'd be in charge, hell is only a prison from our perspective; it didn't "exist" so to speak until Lucifer was cast out, and it's essentially what him (and the other big name demons) have built up since.

i increasingly thing as we push movies out of canon in our minds its time to include jedi in that mix

think*

Wait did they

did they really just hop from rushing the GoT ending so they could work on starwars

to probably rushing the starwars film to work on some netflix show?

yeah