but olives dont fit

olives aren't terrible on pizza but meat is better

Olives are great

The Astoria community

especially linguica

Nah the italian sausage n shit is sex

sliced olives are tiny anyway

literal sex in my mouth

also I love that the greek community of New York City is literally just Solaire's homeland

theres so much pork on this pizza

I dont think I could legally go within a mile of an islamic community

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I got the Solution

Where are you from?

Lightbulb idea

South england

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I'm sorry

What if we open pig farms

in circles around the communities

create pentagram seals

The Seal of pork Binding

My solution has always been to let the Chinese invent pig people

And use them to invade the middle east

because the fuck are the muslims gonna do, shoot them?

thats all well and good

And get the blood in the air and sand?

but what happens when the pig people turn on us

and become the new dominant species

Pigs eat everything

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I imagine pig people are even worse

wild boars are no joke

Only if we let the Chinese educate them

will fuck your shit up

I mean who are we kidding China probably already turning Uighur muslims into part Pig

F

-.-

"hohoho"

"me give you pig DNA, now you never meet arrah stuped"

"laughs in china"