Nah fuck appeasing the constituents

Except not really

Because otherwise we wouldn't be having problems with politicans like we do

I could do it reasonably well, but you wouldn't like my policies

God I already follow your policies

You're that guy who made the ten commandments right

I would throw out anything that is stupid

No wait I broke those

I coveted my neighbours oxen

I just need a solid cocaine addiction before I get into politics.

then we're good

Yeah that should be mandatory actually

Well I already got that checked off

Like how can we trust they have enough energy

if they don't know what it's like to be addicted to coke

Seriously

They don't know anything!

Also

Has anyone had anal sex here

They sit in their stuffy chairs all day deciding what they think is best, having no experience

you?

I have a question for anyone who has anal experience

How much lube is too much

nice jump, from politics to anal sex, makes sense...

Every politician should be forced to spend three years working minimum wage in the crappiest of retail stores, with no access to any gained funds, left to fend for themselves, then and only then let back into work

Well we were talking about politicians, not politics

Politicians are very well versed in fucking citizens in their ass

We can keep talking about politics but I'm just pretty sure we're not getting anywhere there

I would argue EVERYONE should experience ALL castes of their societies before voting.

I'm fucking a girl in the ass tomorrow and I have like two bottles of lube

How sparingly should I use the lube

I dunno man, maybe the lowest is sufficient

You don't need much lube, just rub some on the tip and the shaft, not dropping but no dry spots.

You shouldn't use it sparingly

"lowest"
"Don't use it sparingly"
"You don't need much"

depends on the lube

Shit

and her ass

Well her ass is

Butthole virgin

And whether or not you use a condom